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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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smokeporch:

Drama-Free

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dilclo:

when she texts first <3

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holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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izkim:

The kid is sick. I’m her uncle. She looks exactly like me.

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(Source: yesfx, via camer0nfry)

While I was at the carnival today some thirteen year old scene kid insisted on petting my hair for a solid three minutes. It was one of the most uncomfortable moments I’ve had in a while. I really fucking hate people touching me.

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theyellowbrickroad:

what doesnt kill you may cause bleeding or nausea

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