a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
While I was at the carnival today some thirteen year old scene kid insisted on petting my hair for a solid three minutes. It was one of the most uncomfortable moments I’ve had in a while. I really fucking hate people touching me.